Bonnie
How many Nellies does it take to change a nightbulb?
Bill
A nightbulb?
Bonnie
A lightbulb. I'd like you know, Simon! How many Nellies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Bill
I don't know! I don't know, Bonnie. How many Nellies-
Bonnie
How many Manchester United players does it take...to change a lightbulb?
Bill
I don't know... How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Bonnie
Two. One from the team, the one from the...uh...the guy who goes to fetch the other one in red...
[Bill looks bewildered]
Simon
Should we pump your stomach? I don't know what to do.
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