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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 20

Russell and Simon in “20x04”

[About Simon]

Russell

[In a posh voice] Hey lads, take your snuff, let's stay up till nine. You should ride to the studio on a swan next week.

Simon

I bloody would if the asylum seekers hadn't eaten them all.

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