Mark
Can I just... Have we got Fairbrass because another pop quiz in another country's had like an exchange student affair? Is that why you went... (Fairbrass thrusts his pelvis) ...don't ever! Not on my watch, soldier!
Fairbrass
I did it to a Hamburger once.
Mark
You shagged a hamburger? 'Cos it said you can have it with or without a gherkin?
Sean
Did you sing to it before hand? "Hello...
Sean & Fairbrass
Is it me you're looking for?"
Fairbrass
(thrusts his pelvis) Bosh!
(Sean mimes having sex with a burger)
Mark
(pointing at Sean) It's Hamburglar!
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