Sean, Frank and others in “5x03”

You've got a twelve-year-old kid! The only reason to do that is if you're playing football and someone's taking a free kick!

Is Danny Kaye about to come in and go "Me, a swan?" (Mark laughs and claps. Some audience members also clap.)

No, don't clap just 'cos I did! Make your own minds up! That's what I'm trying to say, be individual!

Yeah, but you're a leader of men!

...Of one bloke, there. (points to an audience member)

Well Hitler probably started with one bloke. Hitler was probably in a pub and said "we should invade Poland" and one bloke went... (Claps) ...And ten years later...

So, I've got a cult and it's just me and him? (Frank nods to the audience member) I'm gonna... I'm gonna top meself in a minute!

See? That Hitler thing's started already! He killed the Alsatian first, I think is the normal the way round...

What, Eva?

Ohhh!

What? I'm slagging off Eva Braun, and you're going "That's unfair! Don't slag off Eva, she was a lovely woman, apart from shagging, like, maybe the most evil man the world's ever seen, apart from that she was alright..."

She shagged Chris Evans!?