Mark and Frank in “5x03”

Smokey Robinson started a trend amongst pop stars when he named his daughter Tamla after his record company. Courtney Love's father calls her Rough Trade, while George Michael's dad now calls him Strange Fruit.

Attractions bass player Bruce Thomas cut himself while demonstrating the safest way to smash a bottle in a fight. Kurt Cobain suffered a similar mishap while demonstrating the safest way to blow your head off with a gun.

Was Kurt Cobain's dad on Stiff Records? (long period of laughter from the audience and Mark. A female audience member laughs hysterically.) That's a seagull trapped in the skylight!

Turn the extractor fan off, let it out will you? (the audience member laughs even harder.) She's having a lovely time.

I don't know, she might be having a bloody heart attack and we're ignoring it, or an asthma attack...

I guess she's having a stroke every now and again.