Tom, Phill and others in “4x03”

Is this something I'd have heard on the radio in the last ten years?

Possibly, Tom. What station do you listen to?

Radio 4.

You listen to Radio 4. Possibly a little unlikely. (Phill and Emmy-Kate start the intro again)

Yeah, of course. It's "If The Kids Are United" by Sham 69.

It's not "If The Kids Are United". And he listens to Radio 4...

When did they play that?

In a bit of a sticky wicket, aren't we?

"Gonna be a borstal breakout!... And now, the shipping."

"These Boots Are Made For Walking".

No.

Does it go like that? Then no! We're looking for a song that has that as the introduction! Sean, you've seen the show before, I can excuse it in Tom.

(as a pirate) Well, Tom, you listen to the song and you get the tune. (winks)'

(as a pirate) You're watching "Never Mind Mutiny On The Bounty". I've been Mark Lamarr, (winks) goodnight. (normal voice) Alright, let's play it in, let's see what it actually was. (The song, "Holiday" by Madonna, starts playing as Phill and Emmy-Kate huddle for the next intro.)

It was on "The World At One" today, she's sending her daughter to Cheltenham Ladies' College.

Yeah, but this thing is where they do the intro and you have guess it.

This gives it away a bit, right. (They both imitate cameras clicking for a few seconds, then break into the next intro.)

"If The Kids Are United"...

(angrily) IT'S NOT SHAM 69! (Breaks into the theme from "The Archers")

Duran Duran, "Girls On Film".

It is Duran Duran, "Girls On Film". (wild applause)

(angrily) NO! It was "The Archers" theme!