With regulars Simon Amstell, Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus
With guests Vanessa Feltz, Matt Willis, Paul Young, Will Smith
[Watching a Westlife video]
Still going after seven years due to the unfortunate lack of murder, it's Westlife!
[After watching the Westlife video]
Erg, awful people.
VVanessa
I'm too old or too young for it. One or the other...
...Old...
Nowadays in show business, you haven't really made it unless you've been slagged off by Lily Allen- [A man delivers a letter] "Dear Simon...."....oh...apparently I'm a twat!...Nothing about you, Vanessa.
WSWill Smith
I think it is by that early boy band that all looked like car thieves that shagged on bins...E17.
[About E17]
WSWill Smith
They just had two guys in the background who did nothing.
Matt used to be one of those.
WSWill Smith
No, he played the bass.
He did play bass...[In a high pitched voice] or at least pretended to.
Tonight on Phill - when team members bicker!
Phill, Phill, can I say something?
Yeah?
[Simon stands up]
Right...I think, I think you don't know what you're talking about...you, you shouldn't even go there...and, talk to the face, 'cause my arse ain't listening...
[About Tina Cousins]
Still very much in the business...oh no, that's not right...err...
[Tina gives Simon the finger]
What's that?...
[Vanessa nodding: "Yeah, you give him the finger"]
...what's this? People who used to be on telly ganging up on me?!
VVanessa
What's the difference between a dildo and a strap on?
A strap on is like a hands free phone...so it's legal if you're driving...
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