Hey! Jennifer is my girl, bucko!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[after fighting with Faymen for Jennifer's honor] We're really tired from girl honor fighting.
STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN, SISTER! (tackles Missy)
[about Ned taking the heat for her] He saved me!
Oh, don't tell me you're the freak in the bird suit I heard about.
I have a plan.
[sighs]
CCrubbs
[to Coconut Head] In the "Electrical Closet"? All right, I buy that, for now! But my Bigby senses are still tingling.
VEVan Earl Wright
Hello, Everybody. Along with my partner Willie Gault, I'm Van Earl Wright welcoming you to Ned's Field Trip. Willie, What do you think about the trip so far?
WGWillie Gault
Ha, Ha! Well, I think Ned's in deep, deep doody.
VEVan Earl Wright
Right! Because if he gets caught by Crubbs, it's summer school and a whole pile of bad stuff. Now more importantly, by the way what do you think about the Suzie/Moze dilemma?
WGWillie Gault
Well, I like Moze better than Suzie. I think she's a much better match for Ned, but he's gonna have to figure it out on his own.
VEVan Earl Wright
All right. Let's get back to the show to see if Ned ends up with Suzie, Moze, or CRUBBS!
What does Suzie have that I don't?
Ned.
Ahem. You wanted to see the Wild Boy, right?
It didn't happen. [Ned steps out looking like the wild boy; she giggles]
I don't think things are working out with me and Suzie.
And Loomer's not my type.
Well, what is your type?
You know me. I like the wild boys.
So, maybe... we should go out. You know, boyfriend-girlfriend, more than friends?
(as the two hold hands) Holding hands, talking all night, heart-shaped candies on Valentine's Day?
I'm ready if you are.
Bring it on.
[The two share a romantic kiss as the camera rotates around them]
NMNed and Moze
(in unison) Best field trip ever.
(walks in on Ned and Moze) Was I interrupting something?
NMNed and Moze
(in unison) We're going out now!
Cool!
What do girls like most in a guy?
Honesty, a sense of humor...
No, superhero. Lois Lane loves Superman. Mary Jane loves Spider-Man. And Lisa will love...[reveals symbol on inside of shirt] The Steel Eagle! The Steel Eagle fights for justice, protects the class on field trips, and will impress Lisa so much she'll get pizza with me and we'll live happily ever after.
Or, this is a sign that you have finally lost your mind.
CCrubbs
Now, let's hit The Japanese Gardens. [He turns and sees Ned and Suzie. He turns. Ned runs away as soon as Crubbs realizes he just saw Ned. Crubbs turns to see Ned running away] Bigby, is that you?! [starts chasing after him] Bigby! Bigby!
So, looks like Gordy's done chasing weasels.
I got my pizza date with Lisa and I'm going to meet her now.
And now that Ned and I are going out, [Ned puts his arm around her] we'll join ya.
And we all lived happily ever after.
[The end of the series to End Credits]
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