[mumbling in Hebrew] Unbelievable!
You finally saw The Crying Game?
No. I got a speeding ticket!
Oh. You know what that means, McGee.
The system works.
I was barely going over the limit!
Let me see. [takes the ticket from Ziva's outstretched hand] It says you were doing 80 in a 40.
Not the entire time.
Did you tell them you were a federal agent?
Excuse me?
Well, sometimes if they know they look the other way. [flahes badge] Oh, that's not my wallet!
You do that often?
With one notable exception, I haven't gotten a speeding ticket in seventeen years.
Or paid for parking at football games.
It's a gray area. Sometimes I even get my donuts and coffee for free.
I do not think Gibbs would approve.
What Gibbs doesn't know won't hurt him.
What don't I know, DiNozzo?
Um, Ziva got a speeding ticket! [looks uncomfortable after receiving a disapproving look from Ziva] And I sometimes get coffee for free. But I tip big! All right, let's have it. [receives a smack]
Let's go. Dead Navy captain.
Do you ever get the feeling that he enjoys being smacked in the head?
I'd rather not think about it.
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