Tony, Kate and others in “SWAK”

Who would send me a letter with anthrax?

Pick a girl, Tony. Any girl.

That's not funny, Kate.

Yeah, I know.

This is serious.

I know, Tony! I'm sorry.

At this very instant, someone is incinerating my Ermenegildo Zegna suit, my Armani tie, my Dolce Gabbana shirt and my Gucci shoes!

You know, it might not be anthrax.

I like the sound of that, Probie!

It could be smallpox, bubonic plague, cholera...

Probie!

...foot powder, face powder, talcum powder...

Honeydust!

"Honeydust"?

Honeydust. I give it to girls.

[Kate glares at him but she knows Tony can't see it. He knows it.]

Women! Sorry, Kate. I give it to "women" at Christmastime. Very sensuous. You apply it with a feather.

[chuckles] You don't use the whole chicken?

I never heard of honeydust.

Yeah, that's because your mother raised you to respect women, McGee.

Gibbs

It makes a woman's skin feel silky smooth. When kissed, it tastes like honey.

[Everybody pokes their heads out of their showers and look in horror/amazement at Gibbs']

Gibbs

Got a box of Honeydust last Christmas. No card.

Ah... I think the post office screwed up, boss. Somebody else got your bottle of Jack and you got their...

[Tony is cut off by Kate]

Hey! Doesn't the post office irradiate our mail?

Yeah, that's right! All federal mail is funneled through the Ion Beam facility at Bridgeport, New Jersey. If it has DNA, it dies.

The diseases that you name, they-they have DNA?

They do.

Oh, you should have let him squirm.