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S1 E14

NCIS · Season 1, Episode 14

Ducky, Tony and others in “The Good Samaritan”

I thought I was going mad. I mean, the two autopsies were nearly identical. It was déjà vu all over again.

Hey, that's a Yogi Berra quote.

The cartoon character?

Not Yogi Bear, Yogi Berra.

Well, judging by your reaction, he's either a sportsperson or a bouncer at a strip club.

Gentlemen's club.

This autopsy give us anything the other one didn't?

The bullet was in better shape. And I noticed something peculiar in his nose, so I did a swab.

A swab, Duck? Kind of old school, isn't it?

Oh, I just go where the evidence takes me. I recall a case in my early career, yeah, before we had the benefit of all this marvelous technology. A young man, barely 20 years old, he had jelly from a doughnut on his face.

Ducky?

Yes?

What did you find in his nose?

Cellulosic fiber, lignin.

Wood.

Well, sawdust, to be precise.

Hey, Boss, don't you have some kind of weird thing about women and sawdust? I don't think it's weird.

Laura Seeger said that her husband had a woodshop out back.

Yeah, well, she also said he hadn't used it in a month. I mean, it wouldn't still be there in his nose after a month, would it, Ducky?

No, that was recent.

Well, he could've been woodworking somewhere else.

Yeah, he could've.

Yeah, something else showed up on the swab. A dog's hair.

Laura Seeger had two dogs in the back. But she seems to have a solid alibi.

One of her errands was to the bank. Charlie could give us the surveillance tapes. They'd all be time-stamped.

Yeah, but if she was guilty, why would she just offer up her DNA so freely?

Because she didn't know we had something to match it to.

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