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Did you know Mike Franks was involved in this?
No./Yes.
Want to take a moment to get your stories straight?
Yes./No.
Whose side are you on?
[together] Gibbs.
Well, you finally got your story straight.
Do you know Mike Franks was involved in this?
No./Yes.
You want to take a moment and get your stories straight?
Yes./No.
That explains how Director Shepard got out to the diner. Franks was the fifth shooter.
On Jenny's side.
Whose side are you on?
[together] Gibbs.
Well, you finally got your story straight.
Mr. Palmer, tell Gibbs he can send in the B-team.
Implies there's an A-team, Duck.
Isn't there?
Anything else?
A number.
One, two, six?
One hundred and twenty six. That is the number of days that Tony, McGee and Ziva have been gone. I really didn't think you'd let it get into triple digits, Gibbs! But now it's way more! It's like a third of a whole year! I miss them!
Abby, you had lunch with McGee yesterday.
It's not the same. I miss them collectively, as a group. My three musketeers.
[talking on the webcam to McGee, he puts on a pirate-ish Irish accent] Ah, life in the ocean blue, me hearties. If the scurvy don't get you, the pox will. And tell me this, me little McShipmate, how is that scurrilous, blackhearted, pirate king of ours, Captain One-Shot Gibbs?
[walking on-sceen, but Tony can see him.] I'm just fine, DiNozzo.
[startled] Oh! Um... ah. [headslaps himself] There you go, boss. Welcome aboard.
Got work to do.
I'm on it, boss. What am I on, McGee?
Are you alone?
Oh, yeah! Just me and 5000 of my closest friends. I AM NEVER ALONE! [looks over shoulder, then whispers] I really need to come home, boss.
Working on it.
Is this hacking, McGee? Are we hacking?
We are not hacking, Tony.
But it is illegal, right? Don't answer that. I know it's illegal. I'm having fun.
You know, Leon, sometimes, those who know me ask me directly -- the brave among them -- but most of the time the others, I can feel them looking at me and silently wondering, how can a father possibly raise his daughter to be a professional killer?
A question that I've never asked you because I know the answer.
Every day is a fight to survive. It is my dream that my daughter will not have to make that decision with her sons and her daughters; I would like my grandchildren to be doctors and architects, to live a happy life, to grow fat and old. [pause] You want her back, don't you.
Yes, Eli, I want her back.
Tell me, Leon, are we winning?
I don't know, Eli.
I like to think we are... and then there's something else: a bombing, a kidnapping, an atrocity. Use her well, Leon. Ziva is the sharp end of the spear.
Thank you, Eli.
[About the victim] Sleeping?
Well there are other reasons why men take their clothes off to go to bed, Jethro.
Any evidence of that?
Well he did come to a sticky end. [Awkward silence.] I'll go get the gurney.
Looks like we found the murder weapon. Toy guitar?
That is not a toy guitar. That is a guitar controller. Used to play Lords of Rock, video game. That particular model is called an axe.
So our killer is an axe murderer.
Well, Ducky was right. It's snot.
It's not what?
It's snot.
It's not?
Yeah, it is.
It's what?
Snot. The substance found in Lindsey Evans hair. It's snot.
Well, why didn't you just say that?
What?
You seem, um... different.
Taller? Hotter?
Older.
Well, it's been over four months.
You still beating yourself up over Jenny?
Not as much as I used to.
Drinking?
Not as much as I used to.
[Ziva touches his shoulder]
You could have called.
So this is where you have been for the past few months
Yes, just like the squad room, only I am the squad and there is no room.
McGee was specifically told to destroy those photos.
Guess he forgot.
Then perhaps I should remind him.
Go easy on the lad, he's had a rough summer.
Well, we all have.
I think it was especially difficult for McGeek. Doesn't handle change well, never has.
He seems fine.
[scoffs] Please, cooped up in that techno-basement for four months? You know how much he loves pounding the pavement, working leads, interrogating.
[laughs] McGee?
Yeah, not to mention Gibbs, Duckster, you and me, Abs... I mean, everyone knows how close those two are.
McGee was in the sub-basement, Tony. They had lunch every week.
It's not the same. You get used to seeing someone every day, talking to them, relying on them, and suddenly they're not there...
It's all part of the job.
Doesn't make it any easier... for McGee.
Kaplan is the only one who can identify Evans's killer.
And he overdoses.
Hell of a coinky-dink.
What's a kwinkadink?
Coincidence.
You believe this is a dwinkakwink?
Sarcasm, Ziva; you're back in America, flip the switch.
[answers phone] Agent Gibbs's desk.
McGee?
Tony? Back on dry land?
Yeah, it's a tropical paradise, really, just like The Blue Lagoon, except no white sand beaches, magical waterfalls, and definitely no Brooke Shields.
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