I can't imagine what I'd do if I lost my eyesight.
You'd adapt.
What if I didn't?
You'd fall into a deep depression and eventually you would die.
Remind me not to come to you for a pep-talk anytime soon.
S4 E22In The Dark
What's he hiding?
For the most part, not a whole lot. It's about the most boring diary I've ever read. An obsession with Kelly Clarkson... wondering why he can't find a girlfriend...
He didn't make the connection between those two things?
Abby's processing evidence from his office. She nearly bit my head off when I poked it into her lab to check on her.
Quit drinking caffeine.
Abby?!
Abby Sciuto?
How long were you guys there?
Long enough. So, you are getting a new roommate?
We're discussing it.
What is there to discuss?
It's complicated.
Complicated, complicated, complicated. You know, in America I have noticed the use of that word as a code for 'if I explain it, you would not agree, therefore I will use the word "complicated" and hopefully you will stop asking!'
That's pretty much it in a nutshell. I'm going to go see what Abby wants...
Tony.
Ziva... if you're going to give me advice on dating, I'm going to need to get something out of my system first, okay? [laughs heartily]
Stop laughing or I will hurt you.
I know what you're doing. You're hiding behind all these jokes, and I know what you're hiding from.
Really? What's that?
What everyone who is afraid to love hides from: getting hurt.
It's not just me that I'm worried about hurting, Ziva.
That's because you're a good person.
Sarcasm is not sexy, Ziva.
S4 E23Trojan Horse
I love you, McGee. Not like "love you" love you. Not that I don't love you, because I do, kind of. You know, like the way I love puppies.
I could have done without that comparison.
But I love puppies.
[calling from Paris] Is the agency intact?
I cut it up into small bitsy pieces and sold it to the three-letter boys.
[Ducky is ascertaining how the victim died]
Maybe he died of embarrassment when he couldn't pay the cab fare.
[Gibbs is walking towards the crime scene]
Hey! I win the pool!
Wait a minute. How did you figure that?
I predicted Gibbs would last four days as Director before reverting to working a case.
[...]
So, uh, Director, does that mean you're...
I'm heading the investigation. [Ducky walks past them] Hey, Duck! You win the pool.
Yes! Thank you Jethro! [McGee stares at him]
And I didn't do anything wrong, McGee.
JKJoe Kelly
I can go?
[walks in] You can go to the head or our conference room.
KKelly
[points to Tony] He said I could leave!
Well, what I say doesn't count when the Boss is here.
KKelly
Like me when the wife is around.
They're questioning the validity of my ballistics!
Scaletti's lawyers are desperate. They're desperate. They're like drowning men grasping...
...at thin polystyrene tubes?
S4 E24Angel Of Death
Is the agency still intact after a week with Gibbs in charge?
CCynthia
Mmm... we survived.
[chuckles] Did Gibbs?
CCynthia
Barely.
What were you doing for 21 hours, Jenny?
What we used to do, ever so well.
When you lie, your right eye twitches. It always has.
You lost your protection detail in Paris. You went missing for 21 hours, where were you?
You sound like a jealous husband.
How would you know?
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