“The Missionary Position” · Season 9, Episode 20
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Ziva David (4), Timothy McGee (2), Jimmy Palmer (2), Ducky Mallard (1)
[Palmer enters the squad room wearing a trench coat and looking very excited]
Excuse me, my friends, if I may have your attention please.
Looks like you're about to burst into song, Jimmy.
Nah, it's much better than that.
Why the coat on such a lovely day?
Holy full frontal, Autopsy Gremlin. Are you about to flash us your "Magic Johnson"?
Even better.
[Palmer removes his trench coat to reveal his wedding tux. Tony, McGee and Ziva all look at him in shock with their mouths open.]
[Tony and Ziva are at the crime scene. Ducky and Palmer have just arrived.]
[without looking up at Tony and Ziva] What have we here, Jethro?
What we have here is no Jethro.
[looks up in surprise] What??
He's actually running late.
Ohhh. [laughs] Here's a first.
[looks at Palmer, who's still in his tux] Sort of like wearing fuchsia and lime green to a crime scene.
[embarrassed] I didn't have time to change.
Perhaps those colors will raise the dead, Mr Palmer.
Poor guy. He looks like a pretzel.
An a-salted pretzel?
He and Jimmy are both highly intelligent and conscientious and...
Dull. [McGee looks at him] Are you kidding me? McGee's idea of an incredible party is a bunch of free corn nuts and an Xbox marathon.
Agent Lisson is all the help I need. We work like peas in a poke, like yogurt and garlic, like-- [Gibbs gives her a funny look]
There's pigs in a poke and peas in a pod but..
Yogurt and garlic??
It's a Middle Eastern staple.
[sarcastically] Which I'm sure we're gonna find in all the best Colombian restaurants. [Gibbs laughs]
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