“Nature of the Beast” · Season 9, Episode 1
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (2), Ziva David (2), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
I do not know what you are investigating, and I do not need to know, but ever since we lost Levin and Franks and EJ left, NCIS has been through a lot. We have been through a lot. We need some time.
We. As you in you and me?
That's not what I meant.
Well what did you mean then, Ziva?
All I'm saying is, look out for yourself. Please.
[watching footage of Tony in the bullpen] Okay, he starts to turn the picture over. There!
Go two frames back. See, that looks like a woman to me.
No, it doesn't. It looks like a hairy pirate with a mustache!
You mean Tony's assignment is to kill Johnny Depp?
I like Johnny Depp.
This isn't working.
It is too grainy. I cannot see anything.
I don't feel comfortable doing this.
I know. We're spying. On family.
Well, sometimes we must cross boundaries to protect those we care about.
Well, hypothetically, what if Ray was Tony's target?
Okay, though I am confident it is not Ray, we should prepare ourselves for the unexpected.
I hope it isn't anyone we know.
Mr. Palmer, what do you suppose the SecNav is saying to him? [referring to Director Vance]
Well, if I were him I'd be asking how to get blood out of a $200 white dress shirt. See, it's all about oxygenating the stain. My mother used to use club soda, but my uncle preferred Perrier with a dash of -- the incision. They're probably talking about the incision.
Why do you think you keep getting involved with dysfunctional women?
[angrily] What?
Well, the women you date are messed up.
I date all kinds of women!
You know, I think you're drawn to them because you want to help them.
I am drawn to them because usually they're pretty hot!
Tony. Admit it. You like hot girls who carry guns.
Who doesn't like hot girls who carry guns?!
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