“Patriot Down” · Season 7, Episode 23
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Abby Sciuto (1)
It is perfect for s'mores.
I never liked s'mores.
What are you talking about? What's not to like? You've got your chocolate, graham crackers, gooey marshmellows. What kind of boy scout are you?
I'm a Webelos, actually.
Well, zip up Webelos, your inner geek is showing.
Why would you let someone get away with rape?
Perception. Burrows is in the military. If a woman cries rape, no man on that ship would ever totally trust her again.
Well, you're a woman. What would you do?
I am different. After torturing them until they cried like babies, I would castrate them and give them what they deserve.
Hmm. Spoken like a true almost-American.
A good flan is hard to make. Getting the right ratio of milk to vanilla to caramel.
Can we stop talking about the flan?
What are you, anti-flan?
Since when did I become the kid in class that the teacher won't call on? The evidence in my report says that you killed Pedro Hernandez, and you're not even willing to talk to me about it.
I didn't think I needed to.
I owe you everything! You're Gibbs! No one needs to know the truth about the Hernandez investigation. I am willing to do anything for you. I just need you to tell me what to do.
No you don't, Abs. I've only ever needed you to do one thing.
My job. But it's different this time. I mean, it has to be, right?
No, it doesn't.
It's tough to master the flan. Texture needs to be smooth, just the right ratio of milk to vanilla to caramel.
Can we stop talking about the flan?
What are you, anti-flan?
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