“Semper Fidelis” · Season 6, Episode 24
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1)
Here come the clowns.
The FBI does have jurisdiction in the death of a federal agent.
Yeah, well I like our chances with Gibbs in there waving a chair around like Gunther Gable Williams. Lion tamer. He's my second favorite hero after Steve McQueen.
Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but --
But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
He did not get out this way.
Unless could cross a lawn without bending a blade of grass.
Not impossible with the proper training.
She can also do that trick where you put your ear to a rail and you can hear a train coming.
You get the same training?
Me? No. But I can eat a bucket of chicken in one sitting, and I have x-ray vision.
So you and Ziva don't always agree on everything?
No, not everything. Healthy debates breeds, uh, creative solutions. Isn't that right, Ziva? [looks around them, puzzled] Where'd she go?
[from investigating up in a tree, gestures how intruders got past] A few branches are missing up here. They go in, he goes up, then out [points] that gate. [her cell phone rings, she smiles down at them] Oh, it's McGee.
Hey. Gibbs wants you guys to come back.
I'm up a tree.
Well, this might only confuse you further.
Well, who said I was confused?
You said you were up a tree.
I am!
Why is he calling you and not me? I'm the senior field agent.
I don't know why he's not calling you, Tony. [McGee, on phone, says 'I did call.'] He's not making any sense.
And you're the one not making sense.
He said he called you.
[looks at his cell] I'm not getting any signal. How come you're getting a signal and I'm not?
Because I'm up a tree.
Oh.
Ohhh. We often solve cases like this.
Goodnight.
Night. [watches Ziva leave]
Rule number eleven, DiNozzo.
I would never date a co-worker, boss. Trust me. I mean, why would you even -- [Gibbs smiles slightly] -- that's twelve. Eleven: when the job is done, walk away.
[...]
So, what's on your mind?
Rivkin's been in town.
I know.
With Ziva?
The guy doesn't listen.
Does that bother you on a professional level or a personal one?
I'll tell you what. I'm having a little trouble untangling the two.
So you are bothered.
Oh yeah.
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