[Speaking of Abby] Ignore her, probie, she's suffering Gibbs withdrawal. Transferring it onto you because of a deep seated fear that Gibbs may withhold love and give her a first time head slap if he came back and saw his desk festooned in balloons and decorated like some tacky Tiki bar with messages of affection written possibly in blood. She ain't missin' you at all!
“Legend: Part 2” · Season 6, Episode 23
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Ziva David (3)
Are we fighting?
If we were you would be on the floor bleeding.
Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.
I have a problem with your boyfriend killing our two prime suspects.
Really? In my country that would be cause for celebration!
Well, you aren't in your country and neither is he!
He's already killed two suspects.
Well, in my country that would be cause for celebration!
You're not in your country and neither is he!
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