The blood starts at the ping-pong table.
Beer pong.
Huh?
This is tragic, don't tell me you've never played beer pong before, Probie.
[McGee stares at Tony]
What did you do at MIT?
Study.
Figures.
“Cover Story” · Season 4, Episode 20
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (2), Timothy McGee (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Ziva David (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
Was no secret he was writing about us.
Oh, come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Lisa and her broken heart?
And the memento she keeps from a relationship that never had a chance to happen?
Yeah. Where's he gettin' that? Or the scene between Lisa and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets?
When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis?
Yeah, I mean, the hidden struggle between who he is and what he's becoming? I don't even know what that is.
Yeah, totally unrealistic.
Would never happen.
[awkward silence]
From what I hear, Timothy, in your next novel, L.J. Tibbs has a love interest. Yes. I hear that it's an Army...
Ducky, I don't think we need to talk about that.
Army what? McGee?
[reluctantly] Lieutenant... Colonel. Lieutenant colonel.
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