“So It Goes” · Season 12, Episode 3
In this episode: Ducky Mallard (4), Ellie Bishop (2), Tony DiNozzo (1), Abby Sciuto (1)
[Abby asked Tony and Bishop to do a background check on a park ranger from the previous episode]
We also have his yearly salaries, favorite bands and his political positions on everything from the Middle East to Middle-earth.
Which he's a big fan of, by the way.
I can handle Middle Earth.
All I'm saying is that you'd want to be evaluated for sleep apnea.
It's called snoring, ok? And you did your fair share while I was trying to sleep, too.
[Ducky's flashback to his time has a young medical doctor]
[to Ducky] It's time to update your wardrobe. You're a medical doctor, not Doctor Who.
[Ducky's flashback]
[receives a phone call during his going-away party] Hello, this is Doctor Mallard... How on earth did that happen? [exasperated] How should I know? I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian, Mother...! Hello... hello? [hangs up; to his friends] Bloody corgis got into the liquor cabinet again!
[sees Ducky brandishing a decades-old scalpel] And what are you gonna do with that? Give me a paper cut?
[nonchalantly] I doubt the blade is clean. Infections can be deadly.
Give me that knife.
[Ducky cuts Godfrey's arm]
[looks down at his arm] This was my favorite suit. I take it back. I'm going to take my time with you, too.
I can still save your life.
[laughs] Oh, yeah?
There is still time.
All mouth and no trousers, this one...
[Godfrey shakes his head, suddenly dizzy.]
You feeling light-headed? [shows the scalpel] I just nicked your brachial artery. You'll be dead in less than 90 seconds.
Why didn't you ever marry? You had so much love to give.
A colleague, a very good friend of mine, lost his soulmate. And then he nearly wrecked his life marrying the wrong woman over and over, trying to find her again. I...chose to skip that part.
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