Godfrey and Ducky in “So It Goes”

[sees Ducky brandishing a decades-old scalpel] And what are you gonna do with that? Give me a paper cut?

Ducky

[nonchalantly] I doubt the blade is clean. Infections can be deadly.

Give me that knife.

[looks down at his arm] This was my favorite suit. I take it back. I'm going to take my time with you, too.

Ducky

I can still save your life.

[laughs] Oh, yeah?

Ducky

There is still time.

All mouth and no trousers, this one...

Ducky

You feeling light-headed? [shows the scalpel] I just nicked your brachial artery. You'll be dead in less than 90 seconds.