Meredith Brody quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Brody

You ever been in a terrorist chat room?

LaSalle

It's not on my bucket list.

LaSalle

'Work husband'? Now what in the Sam Hill does that mean?

Brody

It's a thing, everyone knows it! And you're Sonja's.

LaSalle

I'm not a creeper, I'm a coworker.

Brody

You're a work husband!

LaSalle

[about some intoxicated female witnesses] One less daiquiri, and they could've been useful.

Percy

You sure you don't want to give it another try?

Brody

Practice your 'enhanced interrogation techniques'?

LaSalle

Y'all have dirty minds.

Brody

I thought I was buying you dinner?

Saved you the receipt!

Brody

Since when do we threaten family members?

Since they started decapitating people.

Brody

You always start your mornings in a bar?

LaSalle

This is New Orleans. Might be daylight but the evening's still young.

Found your card. You're a long way from home, baby.

Brody

How old are you?

Old enough to make a deal. These eyes don't lie. Something the other night woke me up.

LaSalle

Yeah, what time was that? 7:00?

Shut up, tool. I look out the window. Girl that got in the car never got out.

Pride

Somebody in there with her?

Yeah, but I can't recall what he look like. Maybe Andrew Jackson could help me remember.