Sonja Percy quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

LaSalle

Where I grew up, you live, you die, you get buried -- no fuss, no muss. Besides, I appreciate life just fine, thank you.

Percy

I'm sure you do. You live, you party, meet some girls, party some more. No fuss, no muss.

LaSalle

Something like that!

I'm clean! I reinvented myself.

Percy

Oh, is that why you've been missing all those meetings with your probation officer?

Percy

Who knew Alabama here SCUBA dived?

LaSalle

Roll Tide!

LaSalle

[hugging Percy tightly] I'm glad you didn't die.

Percy

You're an ass!

Gregorio

When you guys finish a case, doesn't it get reviewed?

Percy

Pride reviews it.

Gregorio

Right. But who reviews him?

Percy

Girl, I give you a week.

Percy

Why can't they just let us find someone like Gregorio then leave us alone?

LaSalle

You're not telling me she's actually growing on you, are you?

Gregorio

[about Sebastian] These tangents, are these common?

Percy

It's a lovable quirk.

Sebastian

Thanks, Percy.

Percy

This wasn't us bonding, right?

Gregorio

God forbid, no.

LaSalle

You got questions.

Percy

So many.

Percy

Just like it's none of my business that you told everyone else on the team about your love child except me. It doesn't mean a thing. We're good.

LaSalle

So, wait, you are mad.

Percy

Are you sure about making this guy an agent?

Sebastian

I find that hurtful. [points to his heart] You know, right here.

LaSalle

Ladies first.

Gregorio

No, you're senior ranking agent. So, by all means ...

LaSalle

That's true. But I'm also a gentleman, so after you.

Percy

Hey, you're both pretty. Let's go.

Percy

We're like a well-oiled if extremely loud machine.

Pride

Do I want to know what that means?

LaSalle

It means we're glad to have you back.

Pride

No matter what any emails say, we're a team first. We've got each other's back, right?

Gregorio

Yeah.

Percy

Totally.

LaSalle

We're good, King.

Pride

Gotta work on that enthusiasm.

LaSalle

You really like McGee, don't you?

Percy

Yeah, a bit of a man crush.

Sebastian

A total man crush. Also it's like looking to a crystal ball, to see what I could become. McGee is basically future Sebastian.