Pride quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Pride

How you doing with Wilson's computer?

Patton

Oh, I'm into it. I'll tell you what. This puppy is buttoned up tighter than a... very... tightly... buttoned up puppy. [pause] Okay, I got lost in the middle of that one.

Patton

I cracked the encryption on Drayer's computer. Chalk up another V for double P. Boy, this Drayer was good. This guy designed a cryptographic attack so that the output of the infected cryptosystem could be computationally indistinguishable from the output of the corresponding uninfected cryptosystem, then used an asymmetric encryption to implement a cryptographic back door.

Pride

What do you mean by that?

Patton

Which part?

Pride

All of it.

Sebastian

The only thing you gotta understand is back door.

Patton

Which is what I said.

Sebastian

Yeah, except I'm saying it in English.

Sebastian

[Referring to his girlfriend] What do you think?

Pride

[Smiles and puts his hand on Lund's shoulder] Terrified?

Sebastian

Oh, big time.

Pride

Then you're doin' good.

Pride

What do you think, good cop or bad cop?

Brody

I'm thinking girl cop.

He's not an idiot.

Pride

That's debatable.

How much is one of those pesos worth today?

Sebastian

Five hundred a pop. Then the government turned the area into a marine research preserve before anyone could find out how many were really down there. Makes you wonder what else they're keeping from us.

We should call Mulder and Scully.

Sebastian

Best villain. Toomes or Pusher?

Toomes.

Sebastian

Best episode. Squeeze or Drive?

Squeeze.

Sebastian

Who are you?

Pride

Okay. So. Anna steals the pesos, killed her friends and escaped on the dinghy. Or, she got in the way of someone who did.

The truth is out there, Pride.

We just haven't found it yet.

A few months ago, I saw Mark and Cindy at dinner.

Pride

Friends can have dinner.

Friends don't kiss other friends on the lips.

Well, sometimes after a few drinks... [At Pride's sideways look] Well, I'm just saying it happens.

Pride

Our case, our hands. You just watch.

I like to watch!

I think I've been poisoned. So I'm here today to ask you for a favor.

Pride

Find your killer before it's too late.

Pride

Know that joke? "How can you tell a politician is lying?"

Brody

"His lips are moving."

Pride

That's it. Save yourself some embarrassment.

Sebastian

So, even though we've identified the vehicle, I kept trying to reconstruct that headlight. But, of course, I got nowhere cuz it's like trying to put together one of those crazy thousand piece puzzles where the whole image is just one color. I mean, give me a point of reference on those, you know, like a fire hobgoblin, or a... basilisk. Something to- [At Pride's hard look] A basilisk is a reptilian monster that petrifies with a single gaze.

Pride

A gaze like this?

Sebastian

Yeah, you... you got it down.

Pride

When we get back you can tell me what the Hell a fire hobgoblin is.

Sebastian

Most dangerous of all the hobgoblins. Thought it was obvious.

Patton

Got your message. The doctor's phone SIM card? Pride, how'd you get that? By my mind, that's supposed to be property of the Charleston PD.

Pride

I borrowed it.

Patton

You stole it.

Pride

Stole implies that you have no intention of giving it back.

Patton

You say tomato; I say stole!

Pride

Heard Sebastian dug deep today.

Wade

He did indeed. Sidekick no longer. He's been my silver lining on an otherwise cloudy day.

Wade

[Speculating about the latest victim's cause of death] No way to tell for sure until I get...

Pride

Get him on the table?

Wade

Yeah.

Pride

Gonna get you a t-shirt made with that written on the front.