Shizune quotes from Naruto

Shizune

[to Tsunade] Think about your brother and my uncle. They wouldn't have wanted any part of this!

Shizune

Lady Tsunade? Are you actually... STUDYING?!

So Orochimaru, when this is over I'll expect 100 human sacrifices.

Kabuto

If Manda finds out that his master can't use any of his jutsu, he's more than likely to betray us. This was a mistake. No matter how hopeless things looked, he never should've summoned Manda, not in his condition.

Tsunade

Katsuyu, see to the boy. Take him to Shizune quickly.

Yes milady, at once.

Shizune

There, I'm ready.

Shizune, please look after the boy. [deposits Naruto] The battle to come promises to be a most fearful one. You and this clone of myself must take the boy somewhere safe and see that no harm comes to him. This is the wish of your mistress.

Shizune

Lady Tsunade.

I'm going to pop you like a balloon, you dirty stinking toad!

Then please come on and try it. I've always wanted a snakeskin wallet.

Jiraiya

Orochimaru, you're no longer fit to be one of us. Your evil days are finally at an end.

Orochimaru

One of us? What an insult.

Tsunade

After this there'll be one less Sannin in this world.