Tayuya quotes from Naruto

Listen fatso, don't slow us down so you can eat more. You see that coffin? You're the one who's supposed to be carrying it so do your job you slob!

What the? The whole thing was a trick! Teamwork my foot, you dirty conniving little weasels!

You fool. One little midget, what are you going to do? And also, look what happened. Each time, in order to move forward, you sacrificed one of your members, didn't you? Is that guy Sasuke so precious to you? Just for the sake of one person... how many of your team members are you willing to lose? You mindless worm.

Maybe you idiots can't handle it, but I can.

In order to gain something, you must throw something away.

You're all sweaty too. So gross.

Come on, we're all friends here right?

Tayuya, I could end your life right now if I wished to. The reason why I've spared you is because you have a duty that you must complete. And my duty is to deliver that coffin to Lord Orochimaru intact.

But I thought you said it was too late for that.

You weren't listening. I told you that's the body that Lord Orochimaru desires more than anything else.

It's his next vessel isn't it?

Exactly Tayuya. And delivering it to him is the only thing that I can do to please him. As for those two pieces of garbage, I leave them to you.

So you figured out I was manipulating them with my flute. You're not as dumb as you look. Not that it'll do you any good. Knowing what I've been doing isn't the same as knowing how to stop me.

Shikamaru

You've got a point there. I never was very musical. Just ask my mom and dad. With that flute she can manipulate her buddies like puppets. That song's comprise dog sequences of modulated sound waves, each sequence controlling a specific movement. Great Shikamaru, you can analyze it fine. But what're you gonna do to counteract it? She's right. The fact remains I've got no ear for music.

No one's ever heard this song and lived.

Shikamaru

There's one rule of Shogi that I always enjoyed the most. Whenever you capture one of your enemy's pieces you can turn around and use it as your own. From here on I attack. I'll use your own three pieces to hunt you down. What do you have to say about that? Shouldn't you be a bit more worried? You could at least pull a knife or something.

This flute is my only weapon. I told you not one person who's heard the sound of this flute has survived, idiot.

Shikamaru

You've got a lot of confidence. [attacks]

Dispel! [the demons disappear] What was that about using my own pieces against me? Loser. It's my move now, you rat. What the? [gets caught by the shadow possession jutsu]

Shikamaru

Shadow possession success. What did I tell you? I'd hunt you down using your own pieces. I used them all right. Your three pawns were just the bait I needed. In any good strategy, the first attack's always a fakeout. The tactic is to score on the second move.

Now die!

You're mine!

You're gonna die kid! Wipe that grin off your face!

Kiba

Well what do you know? Looks like we're on the same side.

Who are you?

Temari

Allies of the Leaf Village...

Kankuro

We're shinobi...

Gaara

Of the sand!

Temari

By the way, you seem a lot dumber than the last time our paths crossed. So are you going to give up again this time? Go ahead, I'll take care of this for you.

Shikamaru

Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not about to give up. And besides, a real man doesn't allow a woman to do his fighting for him.

Temari

Ha. Still being all macho with all the man and woman stuff? You talk tough but I know it's just an act. Idiot.

So this time you're on the Leaf's side, huh? You guys are all over the place, aren't you?

Shikamaru

The sound of the flute summons her genjutsu.

Temari

I got it. Cyclone scythe jutsu! [releases a whirlwind to repel Tayuya]

Shikamaru

She's deflecting the sound of the flute and nailing our opponent with a physical attack. She can attack and defend at the same time. That's a pretty handy jutsu to have.

It's like that girl was born to fight me!

Temari

Excuse me, did I ask for your opinion? I told you to explain the situation to me, that's all. You have no idea what kind of powers I have. If she thinks she can hide from me but stay close enough so the sound of her flute can still reach me, she's mistaken. All right. Summoning blade dance!

All right, I'm far enough away. It's time for my genjutsu.

Temari

How was that? It's finished.

Shikamaru

She doesn't mess around huh? She's as subtle as a rhino. She might even be scarier than my mom.