Sakura quotes from Naruto

Sakura

[Inner Sakura] Ka-ching! True love conquers all!

Sakura

If I fail I'll be separated from Sasuke. This is a trial of love.

Sakura

Okay, no more caving. Now it's my turn to take the lead. And all of you can watch me from the background.

Sakura

Me, I'm going to bring him a single daffodil, a noble flower that bravely endures the long months of winter then blossoms forth as a sign of spring.

Sakura

Shannaro! ["Cha!" in the English dub]

Sakura

It's not scary to die... for the people who are precious to you!

Naruto

[weakly] It was an accident! I swear!

Sakura

[Cracks her knuckles, shaking with fury] Naruto... YOU MAKE ME SICK!

Naruto

[whispering] Why are you...?

Naruto

I got him! He totally fell for it!

Sakura

I'm sorry, Sensei. I told him not to do it, but he wouldn't listen! [Inner Sakura] Perfect shot!

Sasuke

He actually fell for that cheap trick. Is he really a Jonin?

Kakashi

Hmm...how do I put this? My first impression of this group...you're a bunch of idiots!

Kakashi

I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies.

Sakura

That was useless. All he really told us was his name.

Kakashi

Okay your turn. You on the right, you first.

Naruto

I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like instant ramen in a cup, like the ramen Iruka sensei got me at the Ichiraku Ramen shop. But I hate the three minutes to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobbies are eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the next Hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody, somebody important.

Kakashi

Well he's grown up in a very interesting way. Alright, next.

Sakura

My name is Sakura Haruno. What I like... I mean the person I like is... [looks at Sasuke] My hobby is... [looks at Sasuke] my dream for the future is... [Looks at Sasuke]

Kakashi

And what do you hate?

Sakura

Naruto! [Naruto is shocked]

Kakashi

Girls her age are more interested in boys than in ninja training. Last one.

Sasuke

My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I am going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone.

Naruto

Gee, I hope he doesn't mean me.

Sakura

Sasuke is so hot.

Kakashi

Just as I thought.

Kakashi

You pass!

Sakura

What do you mean? How did we pass?

Kakashi

You're the first squad that ever succeeded. The others did exactly what I said and fell into every trap. They couldn't think for themselves. "A ninja must see through deception". In the ninja world those who break the rules are scum, that's true. But those who abandon their friends are worse than scum!

Kakashi

[On Haku and Zabuza, seeing through Haku's tracker ninja disguise] They look pretty chummy to me. I'd say they've been pulling scams like that for a long time.

Sakura

He's got some nerve facing us again after a trick like that!

Kakashi

And hiding behind a mask. Who does he think he's fooling?

Sakura

Speak for yourself, Sensei!

Sasuke

That's it. I'm taking him out.

Sakura

Huh?

Sasuke

Who does he think he's fooling, hiding behind that mask like some sort of clown?

Sakura

Sasuke! You're so cool!

Kakashi

[Thinking] Wait a sec, didn't I just say that? She'll never change...

Zabuza

[last words, seeing snow falling] Is it you, Haku? Are you weeping? Thank you Kakashi. [to Haku] You were always at my side. The least I can do is to be beside you at the end. I know it cannot be, but I wish I could go to where you have gone. How I wish I could join you there, Haku.

Naruto

[crying] He told me where he came from, it was always snowing all the time.

Kakashi

Of course, his spirit was as pure as the snow. You never know, Zabuza. Maybe you will join him there. Who's to say?

Sakura

Is that really it, Kakashi sensei? Is that the ninja way? To use and be used by people like tools?

Kakashi

Shinobi are all merely tools in the hands of destiny. No point in wondering whether it's right or wrong. It just is. It's the same in the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

Naruto

Well if you ask me, if that's what being a ninja is all about, something's out of whack. Is that why we go through all this training? Just to end up like them?

Sasuke

What is the reason for that?

Kakashi

Well, it's a question without an answer. And that is something we ninja have to deal with every day of our lives, like Zabuza and the kid.

Sakura

They're insane.

Naruto

Probably.

Kiba

Uh...can you say that again a little louder? Didn't quite catch that.

Shikamaru

You moron! Are you trying to get everybody in this place to hate our guts or what?

Sakura

NARUTO, YOU JACKASS! Why'd you always say something like that? YOU OBNOXIOUS LITTLE...!

You ready for the 2nd test? Good! Then let's go! Follow me!

You're early again.

Sakura

Great. Screaming nutcase. She reminds me of Naruto.