Asuma quotes from Naruto

Temari

I don't believe this. The whole time I thought I was keeping out of range of his shadow jutsu when really I was walking right into it. Amazing. This slacker clown outsmarted me.

Asuma

The next move is checkmate.

Kisame

[about Asuma] This guy is getting on my nerves. Can I kill him?

Itachi

Well I guess we're not going anywhere without a fight. Just try not to overdo it. Your moves tend to stand out.

Kisame

They're as good as dead.

Itachi

I see, genjutsu.

Asuma

He's bearing down with just the edge of his sword. His strength is unreal.

Kisame

[his sword is revealed to be covered in dermal denticles] My massive blade, Sharkskin. It doesn't slice, it cuts to ribbons!

Kakashi

You're not the only ones, are you? There are seven more of you out there searching, hunting. I know all about you. You call yourselves the Akatsuki right?

Asuma

Akatsuki?

Itachi

Kisame, we'll take Kakashi, but we don't need the others. Get rid of them.

[intercepts Kisame] Severe leaf hurricane!

Kisame

Well, who have we here?

The Leaf Village's fiercest beast of battle, I'm Might Guy!

Kisame

You're Might Guy, huh? Mighty stupid looking Guy!