Zaku quotes from Naruto

Zaku

Better a live sheep than a dead lion, right fatso?

Zaku

I thought for sure that would work. Do you think she saw the paper bomb we put on the squirrel?

Dosu

No, that wasn't it.

Zaku

Than what was it, what are you thinking?

Dosu

I'm thinking we need to go closer and find out, so let's get going.

I don't understand you guys, what kind of monster would attack their own teammate?

Zaku

I guess, monsters like us.

Dosu

You see, we don't play this game by your rules, it's not the scrolls we're after or even passing this test.

What then?

Dosu

Sasuke!

Shikamaru

[his shadow possession jutsu wears off] I hate it when it does that.

Dosu

So your paralysis jutsu has a pretty limited duration, I see.

Shikamaru

Shadow possession jutsu. Get your jutsu right.

Zaku

Did you really think you could beat us? Face it, you ninja are a bunch of hacks!

Dosu

From a second rate village.

Neji

That's pretty tough talk. I guess that makes your village third rate. I wonder if any of you amateurs are ready to take on the real thing.

Dosu

What?

Sakura

It's Lee's team. I wondered when they'd get here.

Tenten

Lee!

Neji

You blew it.

Dosu

These genin keep popping out of the woods like cockroaches.

Neji

It looks to me like somebody used our teammate as a punching bag. No one does that and gets away with it.

Dosu

Those eyes... He's not just looking at us, he's seeing through us!