Kankuro quotes from Naruto

Kankuro

I don't like runts or any other scrawny weaklings. So when a wimp like this starts shooting off his mouth, I just wanna break him in half.

Kankuro

I can't retreat after he's underestimated me!

Gaara

They looked at me the wrong way, so they're going to die.

Kankuro

This is exactly why I didn't want to be stuck in the forest with him.

If you think you can kill us, then try it. [throws umbrellas into the sky] And now, ninja art, senbon rainstorm! [the umbrellas rain needles]

Hinata

A rainstorm of needles!

Up down left right... no matter where you go I can get you. There's no blind spots in this jutsu and it's deadly accurate. Child's play.

Gaara

Is that all you can do?

It can't be. Not one wound. Impossible! All right. [tries again but fails]

Gaara

A senbon rainstorm huh? I have an idea, let's make it rain blood instead.

Kankuro

You know, you seem like a nice guy, I like you.

Naruto

Well don't take this the wrong way, but I don't like you.

Kankuro

[Thinking] This kid is toast!

The secret of its jab is in the speed with which it is delivered and the ninja's ability to focus his chakra at the point of impact. Once these two elements, speed and focus have attained a certain level, the chakra actually becomes visible and gives off the distinctive sound that you hear, like birds chirping. It is this sound that gives the technique its name: Chidori, 1000 birds!

Kankuro

That's impossible. No one can penetrate his defenses.

Temari

No way.

I don't believe it.

Excellent.

That technique, it's Kakashi's.

Also known as lightning blade.

Sakura

But why's that?

It got its name because Kakashi once used it to cut a bolt of lightning in half before it could touch the ground.

Sakura

Wow, cutting lightning in half.

Ino

Yeah right. These old guys and their war stories.

But whether called thousand birds or lightning blade, it's a weapon of unimaginable power, requiring almost inhuman levels of speed and chakra. But once perfected, it transforms a ninja's arm into an indestructible and invincible sword. A dangerous technique, not to be taught lightly.

Kakashi

Yeah you're one to talk. [Turns to Rock Lee] Right, Lee?

Kankuro

He wanted me to attack so he could get his creepy crawlies to infest Crow's body. Now they are going after my chakra puppet strings. Why? Right. I forgot those things eat chakra. My strings are leading the bugs right to me. [severs strings]

Shino

He severed his chakra strings himself.

Kankuro

What a sucker. He doesn't know I can reestablish control over my puppet with a blink of an eye. It's what makes me an expert puppet master. And so what if Crow's body is out of commission? I don't need his body. Every part of him is a lethal weapon. [To Shino] Looks like you underestimated me, bug boy. For the last time! There's enough poison on that to drop an elephant, so you're dead.

Now die!

You're mine!

You're gonna die kid! Wipe that grin off your face!

Kiba

Well what do you know? Looks like we're on the same side.

Who are you?

Temari

Allies of the Leaf Village...

Kankuro

We're shinobi...

Gaara

Of the sand!

Kankuro

Fair warning. We sand ninja aren't pushovers like our friends from the Leaf. Oh and standing as close as you are to my friend the Black Ant, big mistake.

Kiba

I hated going against the sand ninja as enemies, but as Allies they're pretty amazing.

That hurt. You take over, brother. Let me rest in this body a bit.

You're so pathetic, Sakon.