Naruto quotes from Naruto

Jiraiya

[Advising Naruto to forget about Sasuke] To be a shinobi you need more than strength and jutsu. You must acquire the judgment to make the right decisions. You must become smarter. The longer you remain a fool, the harder it will be for you to live in this world. That's reality.

Naruto

Fine then. If being smarter means what you say it does, I'll remain a fool my entire life. I'm going after him, and I'll do it alone if I have to. I'll create my own incredible jutsu, and whenever the Akatsuki show up, I'll smack them down!

Jiraiya

The thought of my leaving you to come up with Jutsu on your own like that idiotic sexy Jutsu of yours... No, it's too depressing. This is more than foolish, it's so colossally foolish it might even work. We've got a lot of work to do when you get out of the hospital. So be ready to hit the ground running. See you then.

Naruto

You got it!

Tenten

Everyone ought to be able to live by themselves.

Naruto

But don't you need some good friends in your life who you can count on in a pinch?

Tenten

I'm talking about the basics here. I can't stand weak and indecisive people!

Tenten

You doofus! This isn't the time to go passing out! [feeds Naruto curry of life, causing him to wake up startled]

Naruto

What the heck do you think you're doing?

Tenten

Does that mean you're awake?

Naruto

Wait hold on a minute, what are you doing here? I thought you fell off the cliff, didn't you?

Tenten

It was just a trap, Naruto. You couldn't figure that out?

Naruto

I sure didn't expect to be eating my own face when I woke up this morning. Oh wow! Seriously Hinata, you're gonna make somebody one heck of a wife!

Hinata

[blushing] What? One heck of a wife...

Kiba

Okay, those guys need to be stopped. Naruto and I can handle that. Meanwhile, you head back at your own pace. Be careful. Your leg is still injured so don't push it.

Hinata

[Nods] I won't overdo it.

Naruto

Here's the plan. Head home at your own pace but be careful. That leg is still hurt, you know.

Kiba

Didn't I just tell her that? Were you paying attention?!

Naruto

What's that? I zoned out.

Hinata

[Blushes] Thanks, Naruto.

Kiba

[Grunts] Come on, idea boy. [Pulls Naruto by his collar]

Sakura

Something maybe you'd like to say?! Like oh, I don't know, "sorry"?!

[Laughs] Check it out! Landed right on your butt cuz it's the biggest part of you! Butt queen! All hail the butt queen! And that forehead, more like a fivehead, am I right? [Runs off]

Sakura

[Stands up angrily] By the time I'm done with you, Naruto, you won't have a butt... cuz I'm gonna kick it all over the village!

Naruto

[approaching from behind] Sakura! Get out of the way!

Sakura

Naruto! Shut up! [Punches Naruto in the chin, sending him soaring]

Naruto

What was that for?

Sakura

Wait a minute, if Naruto ran off in that direction... [points to her left] ...how did he get back over there so quickly? [points to her right]

Naruto

Idon't know if you heard, but Kurenai's quitting squad 8, so I came to see if I can convince Grandma Tsunade to try and talk her out of it.

Sakura

Don't think you'll have any luck. You can try.

Naruto

Oh don't worry, I know where she keeps her booze hidden. So all I gotta do is threaten to tell Shizune and she'll be putty in my hands.

Sakura

Hey Sasuke, when we get back do you want to do something with me?

Sasuke

Uh, I don't think so.

Sakura

Oh.

Naruto

Hey Sakura, I'll do something with you.

Sakura

Hey you, that was a private conversation!

Naruto

[Spots Hinata and Sakura] There she is. Hey, Hinata!

Sakura

What is it?

Hinata

What's going on?

Naruto

Hinata, you're the one I want.

Sakura

What the heck is wrong with you? You idiot, saying stuff like that right now!

Hinata

I never knew. I don't know what to say.

Naruto

I need you, Hinata.

Hinata

Oh Naruto, I never knew you could be so impetuous.

Naruto

[Gets frustrated and sees Neji] Never mind, I'll ask Neji. See ya!

Hinata

Huh?!