Carlinda, if there's any way I can ever make up for my despicable, yet clever behavior…
You can help me un-donate me car. Kip, you got my bolt cutters?
You know it, G.
To the convent!
[They drive off in Rico's van as the sun sets]
All right, what's the plan?
Okay, I'll distract Jesus and you guys steal the car.
[unsure] I'm not comfortable stealing from Señor Jesus.
Sorry, Pedro. You're up your pretty little neck in this.
Oy.
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