[The ship's engineering crew have decided to join the mutiny, with one exception]
Gentlemen, it seems that we are not all in agreement.
I disagree!
Engineer Parsons seems content to spend his remaining years upon the Southern Sun.
Then let him do so alone.
This is mutiny! This is treason, which I warn you I must report.
I just have to wet myself first.
Will you allow him to spoil your ambitions for a greater future?
We'll not allow that! No!
The easily led wise council.
[the assembled engineers grab hold of Parsons, shove him onto the meeting table and beat him up]
Let me go, traitors!
What I meant was, I totally endorse what you're doing! G-owww!
Rip his band uniform, then he'll have to pay for it!
Next, they're going to give him books so they can dump them.
Death by snicker-snag!
[the engineers pin Parsons to the floor, and MacPhearson stabs him through the heart with his walking stick]
I'm going to inflate him to 35lbs!
Okay, moving on to number three on our agenda, "Sherry's birthday party."
Are there any other of you that wish to confuse freedom... with treason?
I'd like to confuse bok choi with cabbage, sir!
Report to the enforcers' bridge.
Well, at least it's the rare meeting where something actually got done!
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