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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8

Crow, Mike and others in “Space Mutiny”

[Mike's encyclopedia is a bit behind the times.]

It lists Hitler as a "fairly stable veteran of the Great War."

Oh, come on, they're not that old. They're fine.

Oh yeah? It mentions the lightbulb as a "charming theory."

Yeah! And Congress is spelled with an "f." What is it, Congriff?

Well, I used them when I was a kid. [Blows dust off a volume] They seemed fine then.

The periodic table has three elements in it, Mike!

There's a volume for the letter epsilon.

There's a mailing address for Macchu Pichu.

It's got a picture of Stonehenge!

So?

Under construction?!

So, what you high-minded encyclopedia snobs are trying to tell me is, you want a new set. Fine, I'll get you another set.

Oh, anything that's not handwritten on papyrus will do.

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