[Truckers Sam and "Buffalo Bill" attempt a dangerous tandem braking maneuver.]
Alrighty, I'm coming up on your mudflaps at 67.
"Coming up on your mudflaps." People have such cute names for sex.
Ma' well-oiled chassis is comin' up on yer backside, now.
My rigid grill structure is bearin' down on yer unprotected cargo door.
My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that sweet honey pot of yours--
Ugh-- Crow!
. . .
[Sam and Buffalo Bill have completed the maneuver and are easing into a town.]
Drained and satisfied, I'm tracin' lazy circles on yer' supercab now.
You said I was bad.
You inspired me.
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