[Jeff tries to rewrite his song.]
MAMike [as Jeff]
What would Liberace do? Nah, better not do that.
One of 32 short films about... this guy.
CACrow [as Jeff]
Let's see. What rhymes with "blue balls"?
MAMike [as Jeff]
Wait a minute! I work for Otis Elevators! I don't write music!
[A dissolve turns an empty ashtray into an overflowing one.]
Mickey Rourke came over to help.
MMary
No inspiration, darling?
JJeff
I couldn't write "The Farmer in the Dell" today.
CACrow [as Mary]
Why would you wanna write him?
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