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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Joel [as Polk], Crow and others in “Gunslinger”

[Mayor Polk puts his dead wife down, glares around the corner and reaches for where his guns should be.]

JAJoel [as Polk]

Draw, er... wait a sec!

[Polk goes into the barn and pulls out a pitchfork.]

CCrow

[As Polk approaches Cain, to the tune of Green Acres] Doo-doo, do-do-do! The chores!

Tom

Doo-doo, do-do-do! [scene switches to Cain aiming his gun] ...the hell?

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