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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Crow and Tom Servo in “The Magic Sword”

[Joel, Tom and Crow are on the SOL, Crow singing about his new love, Estelle.]

CCrow

[singing] She's CUTE! She's ROOTY-TOOT-TOOT! I bet she smells like JUICY FRUIT!

Tom Servo

EEAUGHHH!

CCrow

[continues singing, ignoring Tom] She can even play a wiiitch...She was even on Bewiiiitched...And I'm BEWILDERED and BOTHERRRRRRED!

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