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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Joel, Servo [as Okasa] and others in “Master Ninja I”

[Okasa has the Master cornered, but the Master uses a smoke bomb to make a stealthy exit.]

Oh, ninjas never had those.

SAServo [as Okasa]

Damn. He knows Doug Henning.

You all right?

JAJoel [as the Master]

I'm fine, but I'm out 20 bucks. Let's head back to the magic shop.

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