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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Okasa, McAlister and others in “Master Ninja I”

[Master ninja McAlister and his evil ninja nemesis Okasa meet face-to-face.]

OOkasa

The old man hired you?

MMcAlister

I am not for hire.

OOkasa

We are all for hire. In dark times...

MMcAlister

The dark times have gone.

Servo

You guys speaking in haiku all of a sudden??? Whoa!

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