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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Ted Husing, Joel and others in “Teenage Caveman”

[Ross finally catches and bags the bobcat.]

Well, it's in the bag! And so Ross Allen fills one third of his day's orders. What's next?

Hurting the people you know and love?

Chasing rabbits on a mini-bike until their hearts explode?

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