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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank and others in “Teenage Caveman”

[Dr. Forrester and Frank argue over who gets to present their invention]

FDr. Forrester

I've just about had enough [out] of you; smart boy.

TSTV's Frank

[defiantly, pulling out a switch-knife] Oh yeah?! I'm gonna cut you, man. I'm gonna cut ya! I'll carve you a second smile, daddy-o!

FDr. Forrester

I don't think so! [the argument starts devolving into conflicting screaming at each other]

Servo

[up on the Satellite] What in the sam scratch is goin' on down there?

Joel

I dunno, but I don't like it; not one bit.

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