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Mystery Science Theater 3000

Narrator, Servo and others in “Let's Keep Food Safe to Eat”

Suppose you drop a cookie on the floor.

Five second rule?

Things that are dropped, you know, should be washed before eating, but how can you wash a cookie?

That's what spit's for!

Well, he'll just have to throw it out.

And burn the evidence.

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