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Narrator, Emily and others in “Court Case”

Next, in drums, the balls are tumbled.

I'll tumble for ya...

Steam is introduced. Mold marks dissappear. The flat nap is raised and fluffed.

Now he's just making up words.

Yeah, right?

A lineup for printing, which adds something important. The name. Penn.

James Penn.

A final check, and the balls are inserted in the distinctive can. Penn. Known wherever tennis is played.

SAServo [as the Narrator]

Like at Wimbledon or at Pfifer Middle School where you skinned your knee so badly you quit the team, remember, you LITTLE WHINER?!

The can, by the way, has a patented snap-off top designed to prevent cut fingers.

[a handler runs their fingers along the can's edge]

Ow! Ow ow ow...

It was introduced by Penn.

CACrow [as the Narrator]

An employee named Penn, who has four fingers now.

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