“Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Fracties! The night...” – Jonah, Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[as Gage begins daydreaming about an awards ceremony in class]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Fracties! The night where fractions come out to shine.

MAMale Announcer

It's my honor to read the name of the student whom you have chosen as your next student body president. [is given an envelope] Envelope please, thank you. [gives it to the woman next to him]

CACrow [as the announcer]

I can't read.

FAFemale Announcer

And the winner is...

GGPC

La La Land! Oh, not again...

FAFemale Announcer

Gage Dobson!

[the students cheer and applaud]

SAServo [as voiceover announcer]

This is Gage Dobson's first win after being nominated for such daydreams as What If I Were a Robot With a Sword For an Arm? and Naked Book Report II.

[as Gage accepts a trophy]

JJonah

Okay, and cue the bucket of pigs blood.

[Mrs. Blaylok suddenly appears by Gage]

CACrow [as Blaylok/Kanye West]

I'mma let you finish...