SSam
When's the rent due, Santa?
Christmas Eve at midnight.
SSam
Doesn't leave you much time, does it?
That's why I came all the way down here to find you.
SSam
Why me? I'm nobody special.
Years ago when you were a little boy, you wrote me a letter.
SSam
So did a million other children.
That's very true, but you see Sam, you're the only child who wrote me a letter after Christmas. You spelled "thank you" with two K's.
[Sam begins laughing]
SAServo [as Sam]
Hahaha, I'm not obsessed with you!
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