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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Sam, Santa and others in “The Christmas That Almost Wasn't”

When's the rent due, Santa?

Christmas Eve at midnight.

Doesn't leave you much time, does it?

That's why I came all the way down here to find you.

Why me? I'm nobody special.

Years ago when you were a little boy, you wrote me a letter.

So did a million other children.

That's very true, but you see Sam, you're the only child who wrote me a letter after Christmas. You spelled "thank you" with two K's.

[Sam begins laughing]

SAServo [as Sam]

Hahaha, I'm not obsessed with you!

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