Jonah, Servo and others in “Wizards of the Lost Kingdom”

[as the credits begin rolling] Oh, how nice. And King Simon reigns in peace and wisdom.

Servo

[laughs sarcastically] You seriously believe that? You know he's gonna make a bloody purge of the remaining Shurka loyalists.

Oh, he has to. Of course, the paranoia that more remain will drive him mad.

Servo

Oh, leaving him open to his prudish wife's incredibly strict religious beliefs.

Yeah, leading him to install a ruthless theocracy in which thousands are slain by agents of the inquisition.

I mean, are you sure he can't just grow up to be a wise, old, merry king?

Servo

Open your eyes, Jonah! Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Before long, even his closest friend Gulfax will have joined the rebellion.

Servo

Hurla, that wily political operater will switch sides.

And Simon will be killed in battle by his own son, so that the cycle can begin anew.

Servo

[sighs] A throne gained in blood shall be lost in the same.

You guys are making me feel sick.

Servo

It's called reality, Jonah. Learn to live with it.