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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Servo, Jonah and others in “Wizards of the Lost Kingdom”

[while Simon and Shurka duel each other in magic]

So how come wizards have such terrible aim?

Must be all that extra fabric in their sleeves. Throws off their movements.

Come on, wizards are the nerds of the fantasy world. Clearly, they all need glasses, but glasses haven't been invented yet.

Well you'd think they'd have a spell to make their eyesight better.

Yeah, well clearly they don't, because their aim is so bad.

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