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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Crow [as the Crypt-Keeper], Servo [as the Crypt-Keeper] and others in “Wizards of the Lost Kingdom”

CACrow [as the Crypt-Keeper]

Welcome to Suicide Cavern! People are just dying to get in here. [evil laugh]

SAServo [as the Crypt-Keeper]

Watch out for the stalag-fright! [cackles]

CACrow [as the Crypr-Keeper]

Be careful so you don't go batty! [wicked laugh]

SAServo [as the Crypt-Keeper]

Here, let me give you a... hand!

Okay, that's it. I'm calling a moratorium on the Crypt-Keeper impressions.

CSCrow & Servo [as the Crypt-Keeper]

Oooh! A crematorium! [wicked laughing]

[Jonah gets annoyed, and grabs Crow and Servo, and crashes them into each other]

Oof!

Ow!

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