[to the other robots] You know, if it weren't for rock n' roll, ventriloquy would've been huge.
CCrow
[as Vorelli, while the audience claps at the end of a show] Thank you halfway-houses and geriatric wards!
[as Vorelli] Thrill as he doesn't talk and I don't move my lips!
[audience continues applauding] Keep clapping, and he might never get to his act!
[Vorelli leaves the stage with Hugo and his assistant]
CCrow
[as Hugo] That sucked! Even I didn't believe I was talking!
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